Tuesday, October 3, 2017

My Muse: Ball me and I will love you forever!

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   Imagine if you met this drop dead gorgeous girl on the Internet and she started sending you all these pics of herself saying that she was in love with you, that if you loved her back she would ball you forever.

   Well, this actually happened to me.  The question is... is she real or is she Memorex?  I mean, I don't have the foggiest idea who this girl is really is.  Then I get this selfie of her wearing a shirt that I designed which says, "Ball me and I will love you forever!"  So at least she is familiar with my work.  So maybe she really does love me... or at least my designs.

   In any case, she is quite a beautiful and charming person.  I certainly wouldn't kick her out of the bed, sleeping bag, or anything else she might be in next to me in the morning should ever in my wildest dreams I wake up and she be laying beside me.  Dream.  Dream.

   So who is this mystery girl?  We are currently sharing emails, IMs, and pics.  From all the pics she sends I would be a fool not to reply with whatever love and affection she might desire.  But why me?
Of all the people in the world, why has this stunningly beautiful mystery girl writing to me with adoration and affection?

   Mine is not to reason why, but to just do and die.  Indeed, this girl is so gorgeous, I would die for her.  But she does no know that... at least not yet.  Perhaps one of these days I will tell her, should we meet in this life time.  She has not told me yet where she live, so God only knows.  But from the pics she has sent I can tell she loves to travel and has been to many of the same places I have been in my own travels.

   I just wanted to make this post and introduce her to everyone.  Her name is Muse.

     






Wednesday, September 20, 2017

TAL's Haus Off the Grid Emergency Aid & Fund

Please help support Off the Grid.  Everyone is asked to send contributions of cash money, real American greenbacks to Terry's Off the Grid Fund at :

TAL's Haus/Off the Grid
120 Anderson Street
Quitman, MS 39355

All contributions over $20.00 (U.S. Dollars) cash money will be put on the Off the Grid Pre-Order Form to be one of the first people to receive this awesome, inspirational, and enlightening publication.

http://www.paypal.me/terrysfund
Click on Andrew Jackson and send $20.00 to Pre-Order Off the Grid now.

Off the Grid has Parts I, II, and III and will be sent to everyone on our Pre-Order List when it is published.  Off the Grid describes what it is like to live without power, water, and gas after the utility companies disconnected service for a senior citizen (your's truly) who is experiencing hardship.

Please send your contribution now.  We need to raise as much money as possible.  Also sponsorships are being accepted.  We will review any products that you send and post product reviews on social media and/or in Off the Grid (this blog) to help educate and inform people about your products.  Here is a list of items we have an urgent and immediate need for:

TAL'S HAUS WISH LIST

1.  Dog food (large bags of kibbles).  We would love to get a truck load of 50 pound bags of dog food and a storage building to put them in from any company that would like to make a donation to Good Shepherd Dog Animal Rescue, Inc. (GSDAR, Inc.)

2.  Shoes: Size 7 or 7 1/2 US men's shoes are needed.  Any walking, jogging, or hiking shoe or boot would be appreciated.  We would especially like to review Nike, Adidas, Converse, Levi, or Keds.

3.  White Gasoline two burner camping type stove.  Or propane two burner stove with propane tanks and adaptor.  Or any outdoor propane grills.  Plus we need white gasoline and/or propane fuel.  Given we are Off the Grid we need a high quality out-door grill to actually cook all our food on, plus the fuel to fire up the grill.

4.  Water.  We need bottled water, either distilled or purified.  Here again we are Off the Grill and in survival mode.  We need a truck load of water and a storage building to put it in.  Consider this just as you might disaster relief.

5.  Solar energy panels.  We need solar energy panels that may generate electricity for TAL's Haus and/or which may charge batteries, digital equipment, and other devices.  Plus we need any accessory equipment that can store electricity from the storeage panels.  If there is a company that would like to donate solar panels and install them at Tal's Haus it would be much appreciated.

6.  RV, trailer, van, pick-up truck, or other vehicle.  We would especially like an Airstream RV and/or trailer with a pickup truck to be donated.  We will provide a complete series of reviews over time to help educate and inform your customers.

7.  Flashlights, LED headlamps, lanterns, and all sizes of batteries.  Since we are Off the Grid we need any light sources plus an endless supply of batteries of all sizes.  We would especially like to receive all types of LED headlamps, flashlights, and other LED devices that may help provide lighting in an emergency situation when the power is out.

8.  Tents, sleeping bags, blankets, sheets, and warm clothing.  With winter just around the corner we need large size coats, jackets, shirts, and shocks.  Especially some wool shocks and shirts would be a God send, as then we can keep warm given the gas company cut off our service and put an ugly looking barrel lock on the meter.

9.  Also we need pants and jeans, size 36-inch waist, 30-inch inseam jeans or pants.  We never can fine pants or jeans with a 30-inch inseam, so whatever anyone with a good heart can muster up would be most appreciated.

10.  Smartphones, laptops, digital cameras, and any other digital equipment.  We will accept new or used digital equipment.  We would especially like Canon or Nike to sponsor us by providing new digital cameras which we may test and review.  Also this will actually help us earn an income and help lift us out of poverty over time.

This list really in an expression of an urgent need as it is very dangerous for a senior citizen to be cut off the grid by the power, gas and water company.  TAL's HAUS is like the inside of a cave at night when all the lights are off.  Have you ever tried to get around inside your house with all the lights turned off.  You can easily slip and fall and injure yourself.  Plus just try going for a few days or a week without water.  You can dehydrate.  Plus without heat one may freeze to death in the winter.  And without air conditioning, you can die of a heat stroke.

So please help.  Consider this list an emergency.  We would especially like to receive emergency aid packages, like you might send to the victims of a hurricane.  By the way, we were victims of both hurricanes Katerina and Sandy.  FEMA would not give us aid as they considered the damage to TAL's HAUS the result of accumulative storms, not just one event.  So guess what, TAL's Haus now needs a new roof!  We were qualified by Habitat for Humanity but have never received any aid from them to date.

Individuals who want to purchase items may put together gift boxes.  We need items like LED light sources, batteries, blankets, sleeping bags, shirts (large size), socks, sheets, blankets, pillow cases, towels.  Plus we would like such items as DAWN liquid blue soap, laundry detergent, or Ivory hand soap.   Large size bars of Ivory soap would be nice, but we will accept any brand name hand soaps. You may send any emergency supplies or home aid products to:

TAL's Haus/Off the Grid
120 Anderson Street
Quitman, MS 39355

We wish to thank everyone who makes a contribution to this Great Good Cause.  God bless you and yours!

Tuesday, September 19, 2017



Burn Your Bills! http://www.cafepress.com/offthegrid/14842483  Say life is more sacred than money by burning your utility bills to protest how terrible heartless municipalities, big power, gas, and other ruthless companies treat senior citizens, people with disabilities, and even war veterans suffering from hardship.  Please buy these awesome gifts and apparel and help advocate for this Great Good Cause.

Plus we are asking everyone to please send what you would pay this month on your power, gas, water, or other utility bill to:  http://www.paypal.me/terrysfund.   All contributions will be used to advocate for this Great Good Cause.

Please help change the laws in America to make it illegal for big utility companies to turn off the power, gas, water or other essential services when senior citizens, persons with disabilities, and even war veterans are experiencing hardship.  Ask your legislatures to pass new laws that prohibit turning off utilities; rather, maintain services, give credit, charge interest, but DO NOT disconnect or discontinue service.

People die when big utility companies and municipalities just turn off the power, water, gas, or other essential services when senior citizens, people with disabilities, and even war veterans are experiencing hardship.  And those who die, be it by freezing to death or heat stroke, usually die unseen after suffering hurt, harm, and other distress.  Why?  because the big utility companies and municipalities are operating under an ethic that money is more sacred that life.

Well now everyone can fight back.  BURN  YOUR BILLS.  We are asking EVERYONE in America who is concerned about this vital and critical issue to BURN YOUR BILLS.  Tell the big utility companies and municipalities, be they large cities or small towns, that you believe life is more sacred than money and want the laws in America changes so essential services of senior citizens, people with disabilities, and war veterans cannot just be disconnected or cutoff.

Indeed, life is more sacred than money.  This is why Jesus Christ over-turned the money changers tables in the temple of Jerusalem.  This is what lead to Christ being crucified.  Yet still today those who worship money are killing people, are crucifying senior citizen, people with disabilities, and even war veterans who are experiencing hardship.

Please help!  Say life is more sacred than money.  BURN YOUR BILLS.  Send what you would pay this month to BURN YOUR BILLS and help advocate for this Great Good Cause.

Burn Your Bills!



Burn Your Bills! http://www.cafepress.com/offthegrid/14842483  Say life is more sacred than money by burning your utility bills to protest how terrible big utility and power companies treat senior citizens, people with disabilities, and even war veterans suffering from hardship.  Please buy these awesome gifts and apparel and help advocate for this Great Good Cause.

Sunday, September 17, 2017

Off the Grid in Mississippi

Off the Grid in Mississippi by Terry Lynch is an eBook of inspiration and enlightenment composed while off the grid, without gas, power, water, or Internet service.

Discover what is is like to live off the grid and struggle to survive in today's modern world where if you don't have a phone number, the government does not even consider you alive -- given now you can't even get SNAP benefits renewed without telephone.

Pre-order your copy today by sending  $20.00 cash money, a real American greenback with Andrew Jackson's picture will do to:

Off the Grid
120 Anderson Street
Quitman, MS  39355

If you prefer you may pay via secure PayPal by sending $20.00 to Terry's Off the Grid Fund
Be sure to provide you email with all order.  Thank you!

Note: Off the Grid in Mississippi was written in script by hand with pen and paper the old fashion way.  The manuscript is completed and includes a host of original photographs and designs by the author, Terry Lynch.

Everyone is also being urged to Burn Your Bills! Please burn your gas, water, and power bills and send what you would pay to http://www.paypay.me/terrysfund.  All donations will be used to promote this Great Good Cause.

We urge everyone to demand that new laws be adopted to prevent utility companies from cutting off service to senior citizens, the disabled, and even war veterans.  This is a vital issue.  Please forward to all your family, friends and associates. Burn your utility bills and say that life is more sacred than money!

You may also help by visiting our Off the Grid Emporium to buy gifts and apparel.